Belgian bullet

Sexual special-move performed by a male. Involves pre-jacking, unbeknownst to the receiver- preferably in another room. The aim is to ejaculate on the receiver or their belongings before they know what's happening. Proper execution requires even amounts of skill, patience, concentration and stealth.

Subject A is reading a book outside.
Subject B notices from inside and commences pre-jacking.
Once Subject B is about to ejaculate, he quickly and quietly moves toward Subject A and unleashes the Belgian bullet.
Subject A never gets to find out what happened on page 156, and upon returning to the library is forced to pay a fine.
Subject B, victorious, begins the search for a new partner.

by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009

relationship bulimic

A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.

Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"

Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"

by mojo334455 July 30, 2010

The bullpen rotation

A carefully selected grouping of women that a man is dating on a semi regular, rotation basis where no real commitment is delivered on his part to anyone of them......and where each woman in the bullpen is tagged with a designation....such as "the Ace".. She gets the nod to attend family gatherings or the "Middle Reliever".... The one that can be called most anytime and is available...and finally the "Closer".... The late night (I'll be over in a minute) call response.

Gerry’s hasn’t been with the same girl twice in a row since I explained to him the benefits of building and correctly managing the bullpen rotation.

by King Dolphin December 3, 2011

Photo-bullying

Posting of a group photo by a "friend" on Facebook or other social site in which they look good and everyone else looks absolutely horrific.

*Friend changes profile picture to one where she is smiling and everyone else is making a face.*
friend: I love this picture
you: Its awful of me! this is photo-bullying!!
friend: No! It's cute.
you:DELETE IT!
friend: No! I look so good!

by Ramiezifoa August 26, 2012

Red Bull Dick

When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.

Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.

by SavageSweet January 5, 2017

The Bulgarian Blossom

When a male clandestinely applies garlic (chesnok) below one`s foreskin prior to receiving fellatio from a consenting adult of legal age.

- Why is Jennifer crying?
- Because Bogdan gave her the Bulgarian Blossom in the morning, duh!

by Vladimir Bogdanovic Piegel July 9, 2020

Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.

Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022