STEPDADDY BREAKFAST

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.

Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.

Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.

by CREAMY PICKLES September 19, 2022

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

breakfast tranny

A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.

I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny

by Degeneracy Overdose December 26, 2016

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

vagina for breakfast

Great snack! Enjoy anytime.

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!

by Scimitar May 25, 2022

Brazillian Breakfast

PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭

I ate a brazillian breakfast

by seggsynexono February 25, 2024

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022