Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Afternoon breakfast

When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.

"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"

by Turptle April 28, 2023

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Breakfast

1.food u eat in the morning
2.song from famous Disney musical high school musical

I ate my breakfast this morning
"Breakfast breakfast"

by Brentford dictionary May 28, 2018

Las Vegas breakfast

Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.

It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.

let’s do a Las Vegas breakfast!

Oh no…I don’t want to but I will of you are.

by JaxAttAck April 27, 2023

Breakfast

To have a shot of meth

“It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm

by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019