by Ear Rapist October 24, 2018

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

by ....t-money.... October 28, 2020

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

by Zonal K September 19, 2019
