Pipí blast

When ur pipí blows of cum and makes a mess
My pipí blasted and the nigger moaned
by Ear Rapist October 24, 2018
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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.
Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.
by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Blast

I want to blast that bitch.

I blasted that bitch last night fam.
by ....t-money.... October 28, 2020
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blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021
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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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