Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

bird class

Easy to pass class

I want to take all bird classes my senior year so it’s easy

by Lololololilololololzzzz October 13, 2021

Snippin' birds

Used primarily to describe the act of extreme accuracy, usually in sports. Can be used in a number of contexts, and usually complimentary.

-"Man, Mike was just on fire today!"

-"Three goals! He was snippin' birds for sure!"

by ~EastCoastOverdose~ November 5, 2011

Bird face

When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.

Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me

by John Tseno November 15, 2022

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.

He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.

by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020

Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023