Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

bumpy bump

The act of snorting cocaine off a herpes bump.

That hoe Heather let me do a bumpy bump off her pussy.

by Beyonddisturbed420 March 31, 2020

Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 29, 2020

bumping teeth

Extreamly bad at making out or inexperienced at making out.

This girl was bumping teeth the whole night.

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020

bumping teeth

Extremely bad at making out or inexperienced at kissing

I tried making out with a girl but she was just bumping teeth the whole time

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020

bump stumps

When two females rub their vaginas together.

When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.

by Explainatorium June 8, 2020