my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 16, 2021

The old bob richardson

Slang for receiving a blow job

Mary gave me the old bob richardson last night.

by robertxyyz123 October 9, 2009

to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

by amar90 September 10, 2010

old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

9-Year Old

What Pewdiepie calls his fans.

History:
PewDiePie uploaded a reaction video, Alinity made a response video (I can’t call it an apology video just because), and that video was reviewed by PewDiePie. Alinity mentions PewDiePie having 9-Year Olds as his fanbase.

Alex: Hey, Cam. I've you calling your friends' 9-year old.
Cam: yeah.
Alex: What's that supposed to mean?
Cam: It means that you aren't one, even tho you should be. subscribe to pewdiepie

by Gllllow January 13, 2019

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

Old Man Strong

Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.

Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?

It's old man strong, kid.

by Jitty015 July 24, 2006