The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
by CoolFatandWhite April 02, 2011
Those two wildcats are doing an Alabama Snake fight. Lets just hope they dont get too much pre cum and get stuck together.
by Snake fighter July 08, 2009
alabama choclate popsicle are not good for your bitch
by jg1234567890jg January 12, 2011
A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.
by ahy ess dee eph December 24, 2010
A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).
She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...
by grenfellorama December 16, 2009
When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 22, 2010
A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.
by Yt?gegs grrr February 20, 2019