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Jake Paul

literally one of the most cancerous YouTuber who makes videos for frickin' three year olds.
Person 1: I have cancer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I watched Jake Paul
by Nintentoo December 10, 2021
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Lake Jake

stop being such a LAKE JAKE
by Dutga November 20, 2021
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A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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Jake Ke

Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Omg its Jake Ke!

"Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水"
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Jake Scrotum

Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN
by Babeluka7 February 6, 2022
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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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Jake paul

God, i just made a very big jake paul
by Oven whaleson September 21, 2021
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