Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear January 18, 2009

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008

joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013

Beer night

Just a couple of guys, sitting about, having a few beers. Although the term beer night implies that this may only be one night a week in actual fact beer night is every night (much to the detriment of daves marriage)

Mon 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Tue 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Wed 5pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan, but shouldnt you spend time with the wife?"
Dave: "Nah man she'll be fine!"

by SSJ4_Macd November 14, 2007

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009