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Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk
I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.
by MasturBatem22222 March 29, 2010
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milk quake

the act of shaking a females (preferably) breast of large size in a rapid motion
Dude i gave her a milk quake
by knightguy January 9, 2011
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hank milk

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning
by Urban svening May 5, 2011
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Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.
Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!
by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008
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Yank and Milk

When a man yanks or pulls on his male organ in such a way as to increase both the overall length and girth of his manhood. Followed by milking or massaging his prostrate gland as a practice towards more pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experiences.
Dan's morning shower ritual consists on a 10 minute yank and milk session.
by Randi Skye February 12, 2013
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milking the water

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.
Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.
by wordwizguy February 21, 2013
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Milk Man

A person that rides the clock not doing a thing just to rack up over time. Also know for Milking the clock. Also know as Mr. Mayfeild
Did you hear Todd got 80 hours this week? He's a real Milk Man.
by overtime king January 22, 2014
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