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Chinese Pizza

When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.
Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now
by Arbbunny July 16, 2015
mugGet the Chinese Pizzamug.

Cheese Pizza

The stringy stuff when you pull your foreskin back after ten days without a shower.
Mandy- "Ew do you have an STD"
Thomas- "Nah it's just cheese pizza"
by Krispee Kreme September 15, 2017
mugGet the Cheese Pizzamug.

Pussy pizza

Pussy pizza is when a man OR woman puts cheese sauce and any toppings on a womans viaginia then puts it in the oven and eats it
by Amelia prick December 12, 2019
mugGet the Pussy pizzamug.

Tuna Pizza

Pizza with Tuna mixed with mayonaise spread over the crust. Topped with cheese and all your other favorite toppings such as tomatoes, black olives, peppers, etc.
Did you have tuna pizza for dinner tonight?
by starsmom March 17, 2009
mugGet the Tuna Pizzamug.

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum
Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face
by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016
mugGet the jizz pizzamug.

Pizza Pussy

When a girl freshly shaves her pussy and it has razor burn. damn
"Damn bro did you fuck Clarissa?" "Hell yeah man, she had hella Pizza Pussy doe" "That do be kinda nasty doe"
by TheSamster February 12, 2020
mugGet the Pizza Pussymug.

Pizza Dick

When you order pizza with your girl or on your own and you are so in love/ exciting about the pizza you become the hardest you ever have before and proceed to fuck her before it gets there, while eating it, and most likely after. If you are single... well you’ll probably have to masterbait.
I just ordered the pizza and now I have pizza dick, I’m going to fuck you so hard until it gets here.

That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.
by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard June 2, 2018
mugGet the Pizza Dickmug.

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