testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

SVD-shit vapor density

The percentage of stench/stank that fills the air in a confined space (such as a public or private restroom) after releasing feces.

- "damn honey, I'm sorry for taking so long in there."

- "holy crap! I can barely breathe! That must have an SVD of 9!"

-"SVD?"

- " yea... SVD-shit vapor density! You can cut through that with a knife it's so thick!"

by Sneakyneeks September 5, 2013

shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 25, 2011

Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

by Mr. Noyb September 10, 2008

Brazillian Ju-Shit-Su

When your going hardcore missionary style and you give her a swift hit the stomach making her shit all over the place.

Dude she wouldn't stop talking when I was giving her the missionary so I gave her a little Brazillian Ju-Shit-Su.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

donkey raping shit eater

ben cannon. he is an asshole who tries to pay people back in loose change.

man, ben! you are truly a donkey raping shit eater.

by zach steinberg April 26, 2004