2 definitions by Mr. Noyb

Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

by Mr. Noyb August 11, 2006

rainbird

To cum so forcefully that you go off like a lawn sprinkler

I caught Scott on a porn site last night, he was going rainbird on his desk!!

by Mr. Noyb April 18, 2006