you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017

pictures of you

Pictures of you is guy code for: I have to break up with you now because I'm scared of my own unbridled jealousy and the attachment I have to you.

The cure is at least I have these pictures of you. This is the beginning of the end.
I'll play you our break up song, but we won't break up now... I'll drag it on till I crush your confidence

by Kismet Kitten May 19, 2017

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

medicine you digest so well lately

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma May 20, 2017

ah you

Someone you is "scaaarrryyyy" bc they don't have dank memes.

Shithead Harambe is my daddy

You Ah you

by Bad bitch-hole May 27, 2017