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stealin your cocamo

when you make someone look bad when they think they're hot.
jenny totally stole lea's cocamo talking about her exboy in front of sam.
by jimmy lou December 29, 2003
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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
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Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig too deep. Or, save some food for somebody else.

Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.
by Bakey Snakey December 23, 2023
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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.
by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017
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kiss your girlfriend day

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day
by hey_its_me_mj November 18, 2019
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Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.
Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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