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Strong Independent woman 

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.
I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.
Strong Independent woman by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Perfect Woman 

3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.
God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.
Perfect Woman by slingblade January 3, 2004

whale woman 

whale woman, otherwise known as a janet, is so called due to the high pitched sounds that frequently come out of her mouth. These sound can be brought on by situations of humour and or situations when her friends are needed by her side.
whale woman : neeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhoooooooooooooom......

yes janet?
whale woman by pingpongdingdong February 5, 2010

American Woman Sculpture 

A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)
American Woman Sculpture-
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)

Pretty Woman 

Verb
To pretty woman someone, to engage in sexual activities/intercourse without kissing the other person.

Taken from the film 'Pretty Woman' where a prostitute had sex with a man but kissing him is too personal.

Often used as a loophole for cheating
Woman 1: so did you have sex with him?
Woman 2: no, i told him i wouldn't as he has a girlfriend.
Woman 1: what did he say?
Woman 2: he said it wouldn't be cheating as long as we didn't kiss
Woman 1: Whoa! So he tried to pretty woman you?!
Pretty Woman by Sam$13 May 27, 2018

Batman that Woman 

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.
Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.