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The George Washington 

An act of sexual congress in which a man takes a virgin home and (trading in an ax for a much harder tool), destroys her cherry tree.

Before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a cum eruption on the former virgin's head. Lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
"Man, that's probably not the way Joe's sister thought she'd lose her virginity, but I think she mostly enjoyed the George Washington I gave her this weekend."
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mr. washee washee 

A funny Asian laundry service owner from the hit series Family Guy. He charges 5 cents every time the door at his store goes "bing-bong!"
Herro, my name Mr. Washee Washee! Every bing-bong 5 cent!!!!
mr. washee washee by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

Aberdeen, Washington 

A small town on the coast of western Washington. It shares a border with the town of Hoquiam. Aberdeen has a small High School that rivals with the neighboring town's high school, Hoquiam High School, in fall of 2005 will be the 100th football game between the two schools.
The border of the two towns is Myrtle St.

Aberdeen, Washington 

The town where Kurt Cobain was born and also grew up in.
Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton.
Washington, PA. Home to the esteemed Washington and Jefferson College
I would give anything to be in Washpa right now.
Washpa by Indigo23 July 23, 2010

George Washington 

Our first and greatest president, Washington is known for a variety of achievements including (but not limited to) inventing cocaine, spreading the Delaware like Moses, saving children (not the British children), throwing knives into heaven, and killing his own sensei but never saying why.

"Damn. George Washington is so cool. Who would've thought he was such a bad ass."

"Did you know that George Washington once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party?"
George Washington by Jaycesin November 23, 2006

George Washington University 

The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.

The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.

I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.