Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022

Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022

Car wash

Getting your penis sucked without movement or “Soaking with the mouth”

I’m feeling squeaky clean I got the best car wash last night

by Whale of a wash October 16, 2022

Power Wash

When a person urinates inside their partner’s bootyhole during anal intercourse

Me and John were so horny I gave him a power wash last night

by Jaysea May 18, 2022

Rice-Washed

A spin on the phrase "White-Washed". This implies that a person has been so engrossed in a certain Asian culture they act more Asian.

"Dude take off that anime shirt, you're so Rice-Washed"
"Fuck you I love Hentai"

by Shoover May 23, 2022

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

search washing

Creating a highly publicized and searched bizarre but innocuous event to hide search results for previous highly publicized and searched bad behavior.

Why did Papa John create a tik-tok doing the dougie with pizza and a capuchin monkey?!?
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.

by cynicus maxiumus December 10, 2021