hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

Jan Wanders

"Cisco beep beep boop" - Jan Wanders 2k17

Jij bent een Jan Wanders als je van cisco houdt.

by Jan Wanders May 22, 2017

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.

Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017

pussy wangering

It's when someone break you and you start to cum

I'm pussy wangering

by Pussy wangger February 2, 2018