sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel

girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives

girl 1: you’re like my definite person

girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing

by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020

Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020

White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020

Stranger things

The best Netflix show for people who like,gore,fear,etc

Person:Hey wanna watch Stranger things?
Other person: YES

by .bubblegum December 28, 2020

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.

by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021