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Zombie

A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term.

The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from.

The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders.

1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities.

2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour.

Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations.

Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state.

'go' zombie
Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper.

Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie.

That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!
by m . March 30, 2020
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Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World
"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"
by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
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Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).
Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!
by NDC December 17, 2023
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Marvel Zombie

Inspired by a Marvel comic series started by Robert Kirkman, A person who’s got bad tunnel vision to the point they are willing destroy the lives of all those around them.
We need to fire all these Marvel Zombies from office and let the people fairly re-elect representatives.
by Ami Magee May 26, 2022
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Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017
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Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014
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Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).
Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.
by RoundenBrown October 26, 2018
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