john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

thumbs up

usually used by people that have massive daddy issues

amber is looking forward for a thumbs up from her teacher as she never had a father figure lmao

by letmemotheryou May 23, 2022

Kentucky thumb

When you put a thumb in it.

Scott's rn50 blew up so he put a Kentucky thumb in it.

After she came over last night I gave her the Kentucky thumb

by Kentuckythumb May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Shoving your thumb In your partner's anus and screaming "lock and load"

Oh you want that Kentucky thumb after dinner?

by Lildick690 May 20, 2021

thumbs up

people who put a thumbs up are homosexual

-“oh yeah did you see he did a thumbs up”
“he’s definitely gay!”

by skrt1 April 12, 2022

Kentucky thumb

When your spend some quality time with a lady partner and you have the overwhelming desire to stick your thumb in her butt while getting it on.

I was with this girl and while we were about to finish I gave her the ole Kentucky thumb!

by Kentucky Thumb Master May 21, 2021

Kentucky thumb

A sex position in which you "shove a thumb in it" where? You may ask. You choose

Scott Deshields gave his wife the Kentucky thumb last night

by potatoface28 May 20, 2021