Skip to main content

Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
mugGet the Sea pigmug.

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
by Drill88 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Sea orchardmug.

on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.
Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.
by juiceco January 12, 2017
mugGet the on a snake in the seamug.

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."
by DZG August 29, 2020
mugGet the Salty Sea Captainmug.

bees and seas

my mom beat me with a slipper when i told her i got bees and seas
by userhandlegoeshere August 11, 2022
mugGet the bees and seasmug.

Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021
mugGet the Sea Cucumbermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email