Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

2 pennies

A threesome with 2 ugly girls.

"I heard you had A good time last night"

"Nah, Nothing to brag about, I got 2 pennies"

by Kanyewestindian September 1, 2016

2. Of december

Slap ass day

Oh its 2. Of december
"Slaps ass"
Ahhh!!

by anonymous December 2, 2020

October 2

National Best friends day

Hey ash it’s October 2nd
Ash:Oh yeah happy october 2nd bestieeee

by Very good cock smasher October 2, 2021

December 2

December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day

Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*

by Iamnoturdawae December 1, 2019

2-Runner

Any rear wheel drive only Toyota 4Runner

Dan: yo Mike I just bought a new 4runner, It's only rear wheel drive though
Mike: Oh it's a 2-runner then
Dan: I guess

by Daniel Mactavish December 3, 2022

Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers

I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022