gallon of cum

when you cum a gallon into a slut. (prob was susan)

man dude susan ate a gallon of cum last night it was litttt

by not.so.subtle.on.instagram June 13, 2018

Cum jam

Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.

Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?

Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.

Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!

Person 2 : Please help...

by FvcknMe July 9, 2018

Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy

by That guy Tim July 26, 2018

Cluster Cum

When three or more people having sex cum at the same time. it counts even if there are multiple groups. For example, at an orgy.

Everybody cluster cumed at the orgy last night.

by DirtyB&stardMr.B August 7, 2018

Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.

“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”

by dborlando August 26, 2018

Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018