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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth
Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense
by W_p_j May 17, 2021
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Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
by Wicksters October 12, 2018
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Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand
Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.
by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017
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the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.
“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”
by Johnstonsfullofhoes May 15, 2018
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Tank

Someone who is athletically or academically outstanding.
The girl was so tank at baseball! She got a home run!
by TankAtThis June 11, 2010
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Spank Tank

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.
If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.
by XxPpcrusxX May 6, 2025
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