“I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing”
“Dude that’s story fishing”
by Glockguzzler420 February 11, 2025
by Shadowhunter2020 September 23, 2023
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
by PrincessRamsey June 12, 2024
The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
by pom toast May 11, 2010
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by UPFSonic October 21, 2024