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face on a stick 

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.
- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.
face on a stick by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

I'd stick a mix up her 

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.
Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"
I'd stick a mix up her by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

The Mozzarella Stick 

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.
Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.
The Mozzarella Stick by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

THE SPONZA STICKER 

To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.
"Omg Jamie, why is your hair shaved off?"
"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER

Schmidt On A Stick 

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.
General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

pickle on a stick 

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.
"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"
pickle on a stick by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017