squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 2, 2022

Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.

I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.

"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"

by dyenasor October 15, 2022

Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022