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My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
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At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes
"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"
by BitchInRed April 4, 2020
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NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
by I married a frog October 22, 2020
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Oh that’s not-

when someone says something dumb or just crazy or just something you don’t agree with. It’s mostly used on Twitter.
Person 1: y’all actually wash your hands before y’all eat?
Person 2: oh that’s not-
by Marieeeeeeeeeeea October 2, 2023
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oh that’s not-

oh that's not- refers to a memorable line said by a co-host from The View program in 2015 after Kelly Osbourne tried to call Donald Trump out for his offensive remarks about Latinos being murderers and rapists. While co-hosting on the show, Osbourne made a mistake by saying, "If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?" to which a co-host responded, "oh that's not-" This moment became a popular reaction video & catchphrase on twitter, tiktok & irl, often used to describe racist, offensive, annoying, weird, unfunny behavior on social media.
Example 1

Person 1 : wait y’all wash your legs???

Person 2 : oh that’s not-
by I got the words November 7, 2023
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Oh That’s Not…

Oh That's Not… refers to a memorable line said by a co-host from The View program in 2015 after Kelly Osbourne tried to call Donald Trump out for his offensive remarks about Latinos being murderers and rapists. While co-hosting on the show, Osbourne made a misstep by saying, "If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?" to which a co-host responded, "oh that's not." The moment became a popular reaction video and catchphrase, often used to describe racist and offensive behavior on social media.

The moment was shared on YouTube by @InsideEdition on August 4th, 2015, garnering over 1.1 million views and 12,000 likes in eight years.

The moment became a popular Stan Twitter catchphrase, mostly used to indicate something considered racist, offensive or controversial.

The memorable quote also became a popular TikTok sound.
Oh That’s Not…

Something you say after hearing the most down bad, racist, childish, joke or comment online.
by RAYRAYISSILLY January 26, 2024
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Oh that's not...

Used by some random, boring, sensitive people who cannot handle offensive jokes so they respond with "oh that's not..."
1: hey what do you call a a book with no pages?
2: what?
1: women rights!
2: oh that's not...
by 90283ExplosiveIntenseShitting January 31, 2024
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