shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

dick sandwich

An insult. To suggest someone is acting like a "dick," but, you know, worse.

Dude, stop being such a dick sandwich.

by Bonehead XL February 10, 2008

Turkey Sandwich

When a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.

Did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?

by Troxaska December 4, 2010

Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

Chocolate Sandwich

When someone is laying on their back, with another on top, then someone standing up takes a shit on the middle man.

Lucy, would you please give me a chocolate sandwich.

by Dustin Z Taylor November 8, 2007

retard sandwich

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

by Bianca April 8, 2004

Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010