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bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!
by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023
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Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF May 9, 2018
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Red Rocket Productions

Red Rocket Productions is a comedy group based out of Denver, CO. The group contains Denver comedians Andrew Raschke, Derrick Rush, and Aaron Maslow. The group's website, www.redrocketproductions.net, contains sketch videos, stand-up comedy videos, blogs, interviews with Denver based comedians, and more.
Rod: Hey, did you see that new video from Red Rocket Productions?
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.
by RRPFan February 24, 2012
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el rocket launcher

Person: hey wanna go to space

Other Person: on which rocket

Person: on el rocket launcher
by 8digyua8gya December 10, 2020
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Little Rocket Man

He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil
Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
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