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Gnome Ride 

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
Gnome Ride by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
(Mc) ride, God himself, sent back down to earth
Chad : *praises mc ride in church

Baptist : AYO QUIT PRAISIN MC RIDE

Chad : Mc ride is the lord
Mc Ride by Kos. May 10, 2023

reverse mustache ride 

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

mexican carpet ride 

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
mexican carpet ride by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Sticky Car Ride 

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
Sticky Car Ride by Vinny kid January 11, 2016

7 second rodeo ride 

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.