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7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017