Purple carrot 

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation

I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.

Purple carrot by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016

Purple Heart Gang 

Those who are PurpleHeartGang are able to read between the lines amidst the political chaos that ensues western civilization today. Instead of relying on name-calling and political segregation they are able to understand the positives and negatives of blue pill and red pill philosophies and attempt to reconcile the differences. Many people/accounts do not know they are Purple Heart Gang even though the force is deep within them. They are keyboard warrior poets amongst mere keyboard warriors.

Person 1: I don't know why liberal media keeps calling JP an alt-right hero.

Person 2: I know, if anything he's a spokesman for the Purple Heart gang 💜

Purple Heart Gang by Purpheartgang May 8, 2018

Purple shoes 

A man with terrible shoes

My god look at Joey’s purple shoes - horrific!

Purple shoes by The real dic August 12, 2019

Purple Monkey 

Purple Monkey is the name of a character (puppet) on YouTube, who is well-known for his warped personality. Usually can be found by typing "Purple Monkey", "jh20001" or "LV Mobsquad" in YouTube's search function.

Purple Monkey: "Why do black people call themselves black?....they're brown..."

Purple Monkey by P Monkey March 29, 2009

Purple Toaster 

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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Purple Toaster by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

purple whale 

What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats

Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?

Yea bro I saw one yesterday

purple whale by Darktwat December 31, 2013

Purple Fruitloop

n. Alternate name for one's asshole. Name derives from the popular cereal brand which features Toucan Sam. See balloon knot

The snatch ain't bad, but when is this broad going to let me at that purple fruitloop of hers.

Purple Fruitloop by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005