Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020

Pre Dater

Someone whos goal is to get it inner and never go to dinner.

I’m a pre dater. No way I’m paying for a dinner date just to get it in.

by DiggyDangler February 12, 2021

pre-cummah

person that cums before ejaculation

Eww… That guy is a pre-cummah.

by Kentrowl1 March 9, 2022

Pre-snitch

When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.

You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.

by Inkoooooo29 August 20, 2017

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024