poo snorkel

To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink

Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.

by Paddy the poo-snorkeller January 19, 2021

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

Poo Chuckle

While evacuating your bowels in a public stall, a defocation sound causes you to belly laugh to yourself, or with other stall mates.

Man, when I was taking a deuce at the gym, I had a good Poo Chuckle

by Tyler Freakin Durden January 2, 2009

Doodly-poo

1. psuedonym for Benjamin Franklin. Discovered electricity. Plays with kites and keys. Strongly believed to be buddhitst or hindu.

2. To fornicate.

"Dude, I totally doodly-pood that chick last night"

by Doodlypood April 2, 2010

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

Poo-wave

A subtle, nuanced wave while walking your dog to a passerby, while the dog is taking a shit. Alternatively can be used when meeting your man’s friend who is a girl for the first time, and she responds with a glance up and downed eyeroll.

“She wrong for da poo-wave!”

“Did you see the poo-wave that bitch just shot at me?!”

by RoxyVeronica April 20, 2018