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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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Dr.philing

When you're not qualified to analyze someone and do it anyways thinking you'll manipulate that person.
Don't Dr.phil me. I know what you're trying to do.

You're Dr.philing me
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White Phillip

A stiff cocktail made entirely from male ejaculate. Typically served warm in a rocks glass.
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Eric Phillips

Eric is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, He is going to be shy at first but as soon as he opens up to you you will wish you met him before, He will make sure that you know how much he loves you everyday and he will be the sweetest guy ever. Not to mention that he is incredibly good looking and funny. If you ever get the chance to date an Eric than take it. Personally, I have an Eric and I wouldn't trade him for the world! Eric's are the type of guys that you will want to spend every second of your life with and marry. They will want everyone to know that you're theirs. And if you're smart enough, you will let everyone know that he is yours
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Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
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The Knob Phillips

When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.
she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips
by dbpicksix October 6, 2009
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the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
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