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Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
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Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.
by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017
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peanut

a being send from above to be consumed by mortal beings. it could send you into a trance making the world seem amazingly made by peanuts. delicious to chew suck or shove up your ass.
peanut peanuts peanut
by star yoghurt September 8, 2023
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Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!
Karen your son is such a “peanut”
by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020
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fudgy peanuts

Fudgy peanut is the act of sifting through ones/someone else's shit to find the little treasure that is a fudgy peanut
Heyyyy Matt can you believe gyles has been getting those fudgy peanuts from Simon again
by Dispatch D March 2, 2021
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peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
by JackaBr December 18, 2017
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