Beer Deff

When men have taken a good slathering of beer and start shouting at eachother while turning up the TV even louder. Common amongst football fans.

Heeeeyyyyyy! Who stole the damn chips?!!!
What yardline are then on now?!!! Heeeeeyyyyy!!! Kenn!!! Grab me another beer willl ya?!!!!

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

sustainer beer

n.

An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.

Jeff started off his night at the pub with a Guiness and a few Sam Adams. Towards the end of the evening, he was throwing back sustainer beers like Coors Light/Natural Ice/Keystone to sustain his drunkenness.

by ukilledthecat October 10, 2009

hump beer

Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.

"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."

"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."

by leon_czolgosz May 21, 2008

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 11, 2011

fuck beers

Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.

"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."

by Debbie Downerz October 14, 2011

Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear October 06, 2008

Beer Peddler

You have so many DUI's that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike.

Watch out honey, there is a bicycler ahead, naw that's just a beer peddler, see his six pack?

by KC Hops April 30, 2007