Food Thot

A guy or girl that is willing to fuck for food food thot

Can u get me some food bae I'll fuck u if u do. Bitch u a food thot . What's that mean nigga . Bitch it mean u only tryna fuck me so I'll get u some food . Food thot

by [e-mail] April 5, 2017

Snatch food

What you want when you’re craving vagina.

Let’s go get some snatch food at the club.

We went to the movies, then ate some snatch food.

by Kaiiak November 28, 2017

food camper

the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.

Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....

Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*

by GrapeMan May 2, 2012

food prwn

Hi Def photos of food placed in highly stylized fashion. Commonly, unique foods not typically seen or available in distribution. Mostly for people who do not want to say Food Porn

OH MY GOD!! Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies. I am addicted to food prwn.

by Vegasmaximus November 8, 2011

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 30, 2007

Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

by yamothersonion December 12, 2014

Chinese Food

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

by Lampshade.2 July 27, 2017