water noodles

Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.

Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.

water noodles by Twartacus June 30, 2006

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.

My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.

goose noodle by Amber? April 3, 2017

Wet noodle 

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

Wet noodle by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.

After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl by Uhcide August 3, 2011

Syrian Noodle

its when you are banging a girl from behind, and you have two homeless syrian refugees rubbing hot curry on your asshole which makes you prematurely ejaculate, but also vomit on their back. You then write fuck ISIS in the throwup and use a blow dryer to cake the engraved vomit onto their sweaty back

Ever since Hillary came into office and we started housing those Syrian refugees our sex life has gotten crazy! Last night I gave Evelyn the Syrian noodle.

Syrian Noodle by theslipperysaladslipper September 13, 2016

noodle 

to fuck, shag, sleep with, bang.....BLATES!

i want to noodle your mum :]

noodle by beckyitybeckyityboo August 30, 2007

Ramen Noodles 

It is pronounced ray-men not rah-men as every body else pronouces it

i would like to eat some raymen noodles tonight

Ramen Noodles by Don Soulak April 5, 2004