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mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024
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Muller

A hairy man, with a small penis, and a giant personality that suffers from gout.
Woah, that mate over there looks like a Muller check out his limp. / woah check out that werewolf he’s probably a Muller.
by Christianx8a March 8, 2024
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Mullclivity

A noun describing the fineness of a ground substance or chewed food.
"Dude, I almost choked on my food!" "Yeah, man, ya gotta check the mullclivity of your food before you swallow."
by Frumpish March 13, 2024
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Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.
Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.
by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024
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Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024
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mulletocracy

a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.
oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.

you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.

the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.

We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024
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MULLY

A mully is a less “ derogatory” way of saying gay. So instead of say the word gay, which could cause many offense to people. Use mully. Plus. It’s sound 100 times better
For example: “Im only a MULLY for you” or “Your such a mully”

The first example explains how maybe you like someone who is the same gender, and you wanted to say something that..well isn’t necessarily something you wanted to, only to it from becoming weird. Use mully. And because they don’t know what it is you can say without them even questions you. And the second one..well that’s pretty self explanatory now because you know what the word means.
by Princessvee May 15, 2024
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