melonball

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)

i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead

by chocomel July 21, 2004

Melanie

A stupid hoe that fucks anyone and anything thinking she’s the shit when she isn’t. Has daddy issues probably takes it in the ass and is seen as a big slut.

Wow that girl let him use a sandwich bag as a condom she really is a Melanie.

by Dumbcunt December 23, 2017

Melanie

A tight and warm “pussy” that me enjoy

That chink had a nice Melanie

by Pussy licker300 March 26, 2019

Melanie

Stupid dumb ass; the meanest bitch ever; big ass idiot that is scares away everyone.

That dumbass Melanie is too damn stupid to hold a damn conversation.

by jewishpanda May 20, 2020

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.

Melanie Martinez is a fat flop, I doubt she can afford anything with how much of a mess her recent project Gay-12 was and the little amount of box office profit it got

by anonymous May 30, 2021

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez (known also as Felony/Felonie, Rattinez, Fadtinez or Fartinez) is an American alternative singer-songwriter, who is known for not having any of her songs chart significantly that weren't forced by the social media app Tik Tok, like the growth of her 2015 flop Play Date. Martinez is also known for working with & supporting the transphobic racist Tierra Whack (Tierra Shat), despite the Hungry Hippo singer being previously exposed for racism towards Asian people as well as transphobia demonstrated in her song Toe Jam. Martinez has also worked with & supported the infamous Kim Petras (Petrash, Petrat), even though the German singer-songwriter with her flop of a discography as demonstrated with Heart to Break had reportedly claimed that her collaborator, Dr Luke (Puke, Fluke), had not assaulted Kesha.

Melanie Martinez is a flop, her movie K-12 received barely any box office profit- I'd be surprised if she manages to push out any good music after that embarassment

by r0manshit June 2, 2021

Melancholic

Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

by melanieqwerty December 8, 2013