Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish
by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017
Get the mathmug. acronym -- Andrew Yang's campaign response to the MAGA slogan. It stands for Make America Think Harder.
by Littlefaith January 3, 2020
Get the MATHmug. .
《¤》Scientology 《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Following《¤》Colon《¤》The《¤》Minus《¤》And《¤》Plus《¤》Sign《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Two《¤》Logical《¤》Operators《¤》End《¤》Result《¤》,《¤》Do《¤》Your《¤》Math《¤》
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Scientology 《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Following《¤》Colon《¤》The《¤》Minus《¤》And《¤》Plus《¤》Sign《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Two《¤》Logical《¤》Operators《¤》End《¤》Result《¤》,《¤》Do《¤》Your《¤》Math《¤》mug. Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
Get the liver mathmug. math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.
by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022
Get the Mathmug. The process of substance abusing the subject of math.
The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
Get the Smoking Mathmug. by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
Get the Mathmug.