Skip to main content

Math

Person 1: I like math!
Person 2: Don’t you mean Mental Abuse To Humans?
Person 1: Yes!
by Liked21 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Math mug.

Boy Math

The dummy or silly logic used by half-geeky males or semi-innumerates, who think that they are getting a good deal or making a smart move from their decision or action—their faux or fuzzy logic, or bigly calculations or guesstimations, often makes them a figure of fun.
Boy math is using a dollar bill as a bookmark that costs two bucks.
Boy math is driving two hours to and fro to save twenty bucks.
Boy math is buying indexed-funds hoping to retire prematurely.
by Numerati December 18, 2024
mugGet the Boy Math mug.

Math-hue

A simple-minded homo-sapien who simply cannot comprehend the elegance and beauty of thy bathroom gods. The bathroom gods provide comfort, relief, privacy, and freedom, yet, the obstinate Math-hue deliberately tries to give them a bad name. It is THE present day Hitler; with it's army of Fridgzis, it plans to destroy mankind's most prominent species: the bath-hoomans. (You'll know you're in imminent danger when you hear the chant: "Hail Math-hue!" It will stop at nothing to eradicate the bathroom gods' noble and humble bath-hoomans, so it MUST be executed at all costs to prevent the genocide of the innocent bath-hooman species. So please, if you donate one penny per day, you can stop the dictatorship of the tyrannical Math-hue. It's the bath-hoomans' last hope.
"Humble and noble civilians of Bathroville, the Math-hue and his army of Fridgzis are making their way into our sacred shrine. We must stand together as a United Nation and stop them at all costs. Our existence and culture is in jeopardy now."

"Fubbernuck the Math-hue! It's an insane and tyrannical dictator; we must stand with the bath-hoomans and protect them against this calamitous and pernicious evil!"
by Meh-The Bathroom Goddess September 14, 2018
mugGet the Math-hue mug.

Math

Meantal Abuse To Humans
Math just make me wanna die it's to retarded besides my math teacher is a dick
by Itz.~. Berry October 3, 2017
mugGet the Math mug.

Math

A very boring subject, basically. Only fun when you understand what you're doing to be honest.
''Yo our next class is math'' ''Ye i know i kind of want to go home instead.''
by blondie? May 14, 2025
mugGet the Math mug.

Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)
For example when a called Alex starts capping and you say that shit Ain’t Mathing
by _play baku series trialShould December 12, 2021
mugGet the Mathing mug.

Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher
by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021
mugGet the Math teacher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email