may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

may 1 by Dumb goat February 8, 2022

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May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

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me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

May 11th by loauee April 2, 2022

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Bring your stuff animal to school day! Yea you heard me, you better bring that “stuffie” 🥺 of yours to school with you.

“Omg it’s May 17, 2022”
“What’s so special about that”
“It’s bring your stuffie to school day 🥺”

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Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!

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A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

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if you were born on this day you are a very lucky person!
Most people born on this day have very kind, A little annoying, and gold heart

Person 1 : Wow there so nice!
Person 2 : idk there kinda annoying

Person 3 : well, they were born on may 18!

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