person 1 : “yo guess what he just texted me”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
by pnutbutterbaby December 12, 2022

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.
Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro
by GlitchedHeathenVA February 8, 2025

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

When you take a skull of your beer and a bubble of air gets stuck in your chest, until it slowly makes it way down to your digestive system
by Thesmartfactor13 July 17, 2018

The act of a woman wrapping her legs around someones head and using a bicycle U-Lock to lock her ankles together while being pleasured orally.
by Laurel v. Gina December 28, 2024
