Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.

Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.

by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025

jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

Jerk

jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.

Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.

by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024