J-Shot

when a man ejaculates in his best friend's shorts

"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"

by Charlie Oxsucker November 08, 2011

Z-J

When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J

Dude that Z-J we gave Johnson was great said Craig Nick and Seth

by Nick Davis February 08, 2007

j-bird

This is the word that Peter Griffin uses in the popular TV cartoon, 'Family Guy' in the episode of the nudists and Stewie and Olivia acting. The word is defined to be a demoralizing word towards nudists.

"Hey there you j-bird! Having fun walking around with your junk dangling?"

by Morris Levy May 18, 2006

Rule-J

If they Can't Take a Joke,Fuck Them.

The Museum people where angry because I wrote Captions on their Old Paintings? The Captions were Funny.Rule-J,If they can't take a Joke,Fuck them.

by Waboa February 06, 2009

j-russin

going to a sporting game to compete, but making up a dumb excuse to not play because your afraid of the competition.

Yo did how did Phil do in the game against the Compton Warriors.

He didnt play

Why

He was j-russin

by Lucci December 10, 2006

Luke J

A fagget ass bitch who has no friends

Luke j can like boys today

by TimmyLongey November 28, 2018

j-rax

ugly; name of a garbage company

girl: well you're a lot hotter than he is..
guy: i ain't hot, so he must be straight j-rax!

by Lindzee June 27, 2004