A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

class-swooping

To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.

person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.

person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.

by 2108cro January 28, 2012

BR Class 47

The Class 47 is a diesel locomotive. One of the nostalgia trains in the starter pack, these locos are point to something idk. They can see serving places such as everywhere in the UK

BR Class 47 is as cute as Danielle!

by i'm guessing danielle is cute April 24, 2022

Ms. Winters Class

Hell

Big D: Ms. Winters Class is hell

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021