hippy

A liberal who reeks of forest and needs a haircut. Easily recognizable by the long hair and lack of money and motivation.

See that long haired man over there? He's a damn hippy.

by Rayeth July 18, 2005

hipster

Ineffably cool cat.

Not to be confused with "dickheads," the empty-headed, ovine army of imitators who inevitably throng in their wake, ruining everything.

Dad was a Marxian intellectual, mum a sculptress or feminist journalist or some such: Whereas we grew up on Nickolodean, he was weaned on radical politics, Andy Warhol and banter about cult literature.

Moderately attractive, probably mixed race, careful not to be *too* beautiful. Has a timeless, sexless aura hanging about him. Seems narcissistic and aloof, yet kind at heart. Survives exclusively on coffee and cigarettes.

Insinuates a complete understanding of wittgenstein and foucault, but prefers to talk about aleister crowley and B-movies. Bored by most things.

Changes conception of self like we change our socks. A scathing, arrogant music fascist yet possessed of no musical talent. Is fine with that apparent contradiction.

Nothing frustrates them more than the idiot masses aping their every move. To sully their aesthetic divinity with non-ironic imitation is the worst thing you could do to him.

And now that half the world is wearing a battered 80s jumper and a headband and is reading heidegger in a café, the true hipsters have long split, and are doing something else. Something mind-blowingly original, utterly profound and eminently ironic, of course.

Hipster 1: What's cool? Um, it's a bit like Zen, or like, maybe defines the peripheries of any given phenomenology. So it's basically better not to think or talk about it at all.

Hipster 2: What's cool? Well what's not cool? It's just a word isn't it? You know, like "sparrow" or "fuckfist" or "hello".

by 4th bear October 28, 2010

Liberal Hippy Politics

To elaborate on the schools in California; the leaders have decided to raise tuition on citizens while funding illegal aliens education. Yet the angry protesting citizens still vote the same people into office as they can clearly distinguish the cause and effect of such policies. Please note my sarcasm. The part of the brain that is responsible for cognitive ability is severely impeded by the use of hallucinogens. This may also be a reason for the mass epidemic of speech impediments in San Francisco. The speech impediment is demonstrated in that every word is pronounced with the tongue placed in between the teeth and an “inquisitive, feminine” inflection stresses each sentence uttered. Plus the need to smell one’s own farts in the sea of smug.

You are a sad example of Liberal hippy politics if you dont post and read this.

Broadening the view to the national level as the democrats policies were severely revolted against by the largest change of power in history. This is demonstrated in the sweep by republicans in the House of Representatives. Yet, Liberal Hippy democratic progressives still reelect Pelosi as their leader. Make the connection that Pelosi originates from the heart of Liberal Hippy Politics in no other than San Francisco.
Liberal hippy politics is still very much alive in its place of origin; and embraced by the majority of democrats.

by Art Vandalay 6927 November 30, 2010

hippy

Middle aged potbellied fat old fuckers with long greasy hair and a tangled beards. May also smoke, snort, shoot up, and, or swallow massive amounts of mind-expanding drugs. Wear dirty old clothes circa 1984 and rank of sweat and ass. Daily actvities include bitching about the woes of society and laying around in the alley where they live. Are to be avoided at all costs.

That fucking hippy stinks like a dead man's farts.

by Mark James October 9, 2003

hippy golf

the game of frisbee golf or disc golf. often played by barefooted "hippies" who enjoy smoking joints and drinking beer while tossing frisbees into metal baskets (holes) for several hours.

dude, want to go play some hippy golf this weekend and try my new homegrown?

by T Daily B May 28, 2006

Hipster

Someone too ironic for their own good.

1. Hipsters think Bon Jovi from the 80's is so awesome.
3. Hipster: "Oh my God! I just love these butt ugly pink sunglasses!"
4. Hipster: "Let's all go play kickball, and wear short shorts and headbands!"

by ohtheirony October 6, 2005

hipster

one who listens to indie music, has good taste, and delves in ironic snobbery.

hipster = my heart. <3

by thehipster April 18, 2005